Decode Your Chaos

Decode My Chaos - $25

Chaos Bundle - $50

Cut the Noise - $40

Priority Turnaround - $15

Need clarity within 3 hours? Add this to your order.

- Applies to one item per use

One situation. One breakdown. Two follow-ups.

Perfect for a single moment that’s been messing with your head — I’ll decode what really happened, what it means, and give you space to ask two follow-up questions.

Three separate situations. Three breakdowns. One delivery

For when you’ve got more than one knot to untangle. This bundle gives you clarity on three unique situations delivered at once.

Emotional spiral? I’ll decode what you’re really feeling — and why.

This one’s deeper. Instead of breaking down a situation, I break you out of the spiral. We’ll pinpoint the real trigger and decode the hidden layers — even if you can’t explain what’s wrong.

  • How This Works

    Choose the service that fits what you’re struggling with most.

    Once I receive your request, I’ll send back a personalized voice message breaking it all down — clean, direct, and judgment-free.

    Need a fast response? Add Priority Turnaround to skip the wait.

Why the Price Differences?

Each offer solves a different kind of problem:

  • Decode the Chaos / $25

    A specific moment that needs decoding

  • Cut the Noise / $40

    Goes deeper — it untangles your emotional state, not just the event.

  • Chaos Bundle / $50

    Covers multiple events in one go — a value bundle if you’re flooded with unfinished conversations, mixed signals, or stacked frustrations.